Monday 20 August 2012

HASYA KAVITA


Last week I read a nice small hasya kavita in a magzine. I then added something from my side to it and soon it was hit with my friend. It was quite funny as it talked about regular life. It was of a person who had trouble with his eye which keeps on winking.

So here goes the kavita:

Waise to mai ek sharif insaan hoon.
Magar apni bayi(left) ankh se pareshan hoon.
Apne aap chalti hai,
log samajhte hai chalayi gayi hai,
Jaan booch kar milaye gayi hai.

Bachpan mai class mai,
Ek ladki baithi thi paas mai.
Uska naam tha chitralekha,
Usne mujhe dekha, maine use dekha.
Ankh bayi chal gayi,
Ladki class chor de chal di.

Kuch samay baad, hamay hai yaad.
Principle ne bulaya, lamba lecture pilaya.
Hamne kaha bhool ho gayi,
Unhone kaha,
aisa bhi hota hai bhool mai?
Sharam nahi aati ankh chalate school hai.

Isse pehle ki sacchai batate, zuban hilate.
Ankh bayi chal gai…

Hua hai parinaan, kat gaya school se hamare naan.
Ba-mushkil tamaan, mila hai ek kaam.
Khade they interview ke que hai.
Saamne ek ladki khadi thi,
Uski nazar hampar padi
Ankh bayi chal gai, ladki uchal gayi.
Anye umeedwaar chonke, uska paksh lekar bhonke.
Maar maar kar joote chappal, tod diya hama bakkal.

Bhayankar peeda hui sar mai,
Ghus gaye ek ghar mai.
Gharwali ne poocha kaun,
hum reh gaye maon.
Usne kaha batate ho ya police ko bulau…
Isse pehle ki zuban hilau, ankh bayi chal gayi.
Mahila cheekhi, saakshat durga si dikhi.
Ekatthe ho gaya adosi-padosi, mama-mosi.
Mach gaya hungama,
chaddi ban gaya hamare pajama.

Jab aaya hosh,
haspatal mai pade thay khamosh.
Bagal mai nurse khadi thi,
Poocha dara kahan kaha hai.
Kaha kaha dard batate, isse pehle ki zuban hilate.
Ankh bayi chal gayi…

Nurse to muskari magar doctor ko khal gayi.
Kuch der baad, hame hai yaad.
Wardboy aaya, kaha
Baad bad gayi hai, doctor ko khal gayi hai.
Tumhara case bigarwa dega,
Ya murda kehkar gadwadega.

Isse pehle ki tooti hamari hadiya..
Ham bhaag gaye pehne pattiya.



So how was it?

1 comment:

  1. आपको यह बताते हुए हर्ष हो रहा है के आपकी इस विशेष प्रस्तुति को आदर प्रदान करने हेतु हमने इसे आज के ( १९ अप्रैल, २०१३, शुक्रवार ) ब्लॉग बुलेटिन - रसीले रंगीले हास्य से भरे काइकू पर स्थान दिया है | हार्दिक बधाई |

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